When a Contest Chair asked me suggestions on what kind of question to use for their Table Topics contest, I usually replied that it should be short one that everyone could answer and does not tilt for or against a contestant.  It should be a question that allows a contestant to answer a question in many different ways, responses that could tell which of the contestants is the best in impromptu speaking during the contest.

Most of the contest questions I’ve heard over the 10 years District 30 has held the Table Topics contest fit this ideal type of a question.  Unfortunately, that was not the case this season.  A couple of Area Contest questions that I’ve heard, such as the one mentioned in the previous entry, were rather lengthy.  But the Northwest and North Division Table Topics questions were even worse!

Here was the Northwest Division question:

There was a huge flash of light and a crashing sound in the backyard.   When you went to investigate you find a very hot piece of multi-colored stone in a small crater.   After it cooled down, you put it in your pocket and as you carry around you discover that it gives you magical powers.  Describe how you came to realize that you can become invisible, leap fantastic distances or hear what animals are thinking.

Here was the North Division question:

Traffic cameras are being installed in many intersections throughout Chicago and surrounding suburbs.  There is a current debate, however, if they truly improve safety or simply just raise revenue for local governments.   In your opinion, what is the primary reason traffic cameras are used and should local governments continue to install them?

If you want to be punished further, here is the video of the actual Northwest Division Table Topics contest, held on April 22nd at the Motorola Schaumburg campus.  The contest started at the 10th minute.

The two questions were not only too long, it gave each contestant a limited set of answers.  The long questions made it hard for the contestants to put together a response as they had to absorb the question prior to responding.  In my opinion, they did not show who was the best in impromptu speaking during the contest, rather who was the most willing to put up with such a crappy question and/or who was the luckiest.

I wondered why there seemed to be a trend to use lengthy questions for Table Topics contests.  Since I have a distrust for the leadership of District 30, I thought it was some stupid encouragement from one of the top officers, likely the Lt. Governor of Education and Training, thinking that high quantity and high difficulty equal high quality.

After visiting the Southwest Division contest, that was not the case.  Here was their question:

If you were to nominate a person for best public speaker, what characteristics would that person have?

which I would consider an ideal question.  I was told the Central South contest had a great question as well:

If you had unlimited funds, where would you travel and why?

It appeared whoever ran the Northwest and North Division contests were on an ego trip.  They wanted to show themselves off.  They wanted their “15 minutes of fame”.  I noticed some things in both contests that did not seem right, especially in the North contest in which the functionaries were told to read from a script word for word on what they need to say to the audience when it was their turn to speak.

I’m hoping the District 30 Table Topics Contest on May 21st doesn’t follow the Northwest and North Division contests.  So far past District 30 contest questions were short and allowed each contestant to respond in their own way.  Otherwise I could say that contests in District 30, just like many other things, are going to hell in a handbasket.